carry-on-my-wayward-doitsu:

REMINDER THAT THE UK RULED ONE FIFTH OF THE WORLD, WE DON’T NEED TO WIN NO SINGING COMPETITION TO PROVE OURSELVES TO EUROPE

unicorn-in-snow:

when I get home after school 

that-one-idjit:

221bitssmallerontheoutside:

geekrest:

“We’re connected.”

This was seriously the best fucking scene. You sassy mother fucker

This part LITERALLY killed me. The entire cinema, or anyone with more than half a brain was dying with laughter

ewereka:

mater—tua:

skrillexualseduction:

That cat. It is my spirital animal.

DO NOT CARE ANYMORE

IT’S SO DISAPPOINTED THAT IT FALLS DOWN

nostalgiaultra:

I dont even watch the news cause its

• DEATH!
• MURDER!
• PISS!
• IN!
• YOUR!
• EYES!
• A penguin learned to write today ha ha adorable silver lining story!
• THE PENGUIN WROTE A CONFESSION TO MURDER

mianaya:

grubbsgrady:

therealhamster:

2004 was 17 years ago

2004 was only 9 years ago 

math

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

crispychocolate:

serkret:

god i hope my history teacher doesnt get extremely offended by this

we have to adapt a story to be about something weve been studying and read it to the class

my group is doing the very hungry hitler

 

OH MY GOD

so hitler took poland

but he was still hungry

thepoliceboxismine:

A Badger in Doctor Who - The Crimson Horror xD 

charmingpplincardigans:

#if you don’t think eleven is fucking terrifying sometimes#you are just wrong #he’s the scariest one of them all #way worse than the time lord victorious #don’t let that cosmic 5-year-old schtick fool you

supermassiveasshole:

i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what

and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns

my grandma is 82

jennipowell:

nudityandnerdery:

Still some of the best advice I’ve ever read.

Wisdom.

scarletsash:

deadhal:

its thE POKEMON VERSION OF MOON MOON

GONNA GET THING

mememaster: